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Their legendary bad parking, the “ironic” playlist of breakup songs, the gym membership they never use — set to a beat and sung with a straight face.
Make this songYour first song is free — no card needed.
The best birthday laughs come from the details only friends know: the ex they swear they're over, the plant they've killed three times, the way they say “I'm fine” after one glass of wine. A funny song collects all of it into one track, and the joke lands harder because it's sung like a real hit.
Tell us who they are, list their most roastable habits and the stories your group can't stop retelling. AI writes the lyrics, composes the music and sings it with real vocals in about a minute — verses full of jokes and a chorus everyone at the party can yell. Choose hip-hop for a proper diss track, country for a tragic ballad about their love life, or an over-the-top opera for a friend who deserves drama.
Hip-hop diss track, hard 808s, punchy comedic flow · 2:29
“A funny hip-hop roast for my friend Dave's 40th. He once locked his car keys in the freezer, gets lost with the satnav on, and tells everyone he was “nearly a pro footballer” at fourteen. His hairline is retreating but his confidence isn't. Keep it family-friendly, put “Dave” and “forty” in the chorus, and end with one honest line about how he's the friend who always shows up.”
Make one like thisThe habit everyone teases them about: always late, always on their phone, always “just one more episode”.
A story the group retells every year — the lost passport, the wrong wedding, the karaoke incident.
Their age as the punchline: “thirty-five and still asks Mum to book the dentist”.
A fake brag: their cooking, their dating record, their fantasy-football team.
Something they're secretly proud of, mocked lovingly — the sourdough phase, the cold-water swimming they mention daily.
A twist at the end: one honest line about why you'd still take a bullet for them.
A genre joke: a gangster rap about a gentle accountant, a power ballad about a cat's vet bills.
Happy birthday, Dave, you're forty and you're slow,
you lost the car keys in the freezer, now everybody knows,
your hairline's packing up but your ego's still on show —
we love you, Dave, but man, you've gotta go!
A good roast teases what someone does, not who they are. Keep to:
If the song will play in front of parents or coworkers, keep it clean; swearing rarely makes it funnier. And end on a warm line — the laugh is bigger when it turns sincere.
Names, memories, the mood you want. Skip anything you like.
Lyrics, melody, vocals and cover art — composed around your answers.
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The humour comes from your details: the more specific the stories and habits you give, the sharper the lines. A short description gets gentle jokes; three real anecdotes get a proper roast.
Yes — just say so in the description, for example “keep it family-friendly” or “no swearing”, and the lyrics follow that.
Contrast is the trick: hip-hop for a mock diss track, a dramatic ballad or opera for a tiny tragedy, country for a sad song about their car. Pick any style on the form.
Yes. You can paste your own lyrics and have them sung, or add your best lines to the description and let the rest be written around them.
Aim the humour at situations rather than at them — the cursed camping trip, the flat-pack wardrobe that fought back — or ask for a warm song with just one playful line.
Tell it who it’s for and what happened. We’ll handle the rest.